When I said France was our resident hard man I must have totally forgotten about Switzerland. It's Switzerland who would catch me, beat me up in a dark alleyway, rape me and then throw me in the dumps. He's basically got this hardass look all the time and when he smiles it looks like he's a moment from frowning again.

Physique: 8.5
Look: 8.5
Charisma: 8
Likeability: 8
Overall PHWOARness Factor: 33 out of 40